u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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