Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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