i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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