I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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