i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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