i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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