He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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