He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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