so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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