I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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