There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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