ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think my fart just growled at me.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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