Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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