More tranny stories later!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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