Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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