New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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