Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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