There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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