I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im having a threesome with these popsicles
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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