we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
send nudes
from the living room?
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