You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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