he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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