And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
where are you?
Hypothermia
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
