We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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