you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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