16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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