so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sorry about my life...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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