these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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