finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize