Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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