I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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