I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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