i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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