ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize