The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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