What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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