I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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