It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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