Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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