whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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