69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
either way he was missing a nipple.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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