She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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