she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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