who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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