Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
try to milk me bitch
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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