I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He's a Shit stain on my heart
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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