All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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