We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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