yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
