His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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