I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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