HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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