On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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