how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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